To: Analogue Heaven analogue@hyperreal.org,
From: Kevin Lightner heaven@synthfool.com,
cc:
Subject: Re: [AH] Top 10 Analogue Pick Up Lines
Date: Fri, 3 Mar 2000 14:53:30 -0800

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My girlfriend (Monica- no moustache) offers these addtional lines
from a women's point of view:


11. "Ever had an orgasm with a long release?"

12. "I'm all discrete, baby!"

13. "Want to moan in the sub-octave range?"

14. "Ever been tied up with patch cords?"

15. "I know what two LFOs can do, do you?"

16. "I like a man with a wide pulsewidth, can you modulate well?"


(Now don't start emailing me with comments over #14 ;-)


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>My Top Ten Analogue Pick Up Lines
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>10. "That is a joystick in my pocket and I am happy to see you."
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>9. "I got Subotnik tickets"
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>8. "I hate these NAMM shows, they're such meat markets"
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>7. "Sure, I know Dr. Moog personally"
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>6. "Your eyes are the same color as my Blue SH-101"
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>5. "You could close your eyes and pretend I'm Martin Gore"
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>4. "I'd like to do to you what Gibson did to Oberheim"
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>3. "Lick My Envelope"
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>2. "I can bench press a CS-80"
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>1. "Wanna see my Moogerfooger?"